"A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous as 'Battlefield Earth.'"  Rita Kempley

"Almost legally actionable monstervision."  Unknown

"He's like a Saturday Night Live parody of himself."  Christy Lemire

"I couldn't get drunk enough to listen to that crap."  Cary Kamp

"I don't need this kind of competition."  Bernard Cornwell

“I was underwhelmed.”  George S. Kaufman

"I wasn't thinking about mayonnaise."  Nancy Kamp

"I wouldn't whiz on most writers working today if they were on fire."  Harlan Ellison

"If I could eat this novel, I would."  Alice Sebold on The Jane Austen Book Club

"If my yawn got any bigger, they'd have to assign it a hurricane name."  Dennis Miller

"If you have tears, prepare to shed them."  Frank McCourt

"It's a gargantuan mistake that will ruin your life, frighten children and bruise fruit."  Dogbert, in Scott Adams ' Dilbert

"It's never a good sign when a movie's credits include: 'Tony Orlando as himself.'"  Chris Hewitt

"It was the worst piece of crap ever made."  Sandra Bullock

"It wasn't horrible."  Simon Cowell to Sanjaya Malakar

"Like an office-party hookup, it's at once repellant and arresting."  Susannah Meadows

"No film in which one of the characters coldcocks Ben Affleck with a snow shovel can be all bad."  Doug Bentin

"Sleeze with footnotes."  Anthony Lewis

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."  Moses Hadas

“There’s less here than meets the eye.”  Tallulah Bankhead

"These movies don't need critics.  They need pallbearers."  Joel Siegel

"This book proves that nobody is totally useless.  They can always be used as a bad example."  Jeffrey Gitomer

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.  It should be thrown with great force."  Dorothy Parker

"War does not excuse Madonna's performance."  John Wilson, Golden Raspberry Awards

"What he said."  Melissa Bank

"You may have felt the music.  The music didn't feel you."  Simon Cowell,  American Idol

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Not everyone should read Joe R. Lansdales's Savage Season, but the movie based on this book or any other in the series would thrill blood-with-a-touch-of-bizarre-comedy-loving fans of Get Shorty. 

I first encountered the heroes in volume 6, Captains Outrageous, as they reincarnated themselves as guards in an East Texas chicken processing plant, and now I'm going back to discover what I've missed.  If you like mindless violence with a code of honor and a warped sense of humor, you'll start at the beginning and work your way up.  Or not.  Nancy

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My friend Marcia's husband is in love with the Linux operating system so this mini-review is dedicated to him.

I'd heard good things about Just for Fun by Linus Torvalds and David Diamond, and mostly I agree with them.  BUT I have my own strong feelings about intellectual property - I want free software, but don't you dare copy one of MY articles.  Probably if I were very rich, I would waffle on this.  Who's to say?

In any case, Just for Fun is interesting and worth your time.  Just don't use my stuff without paying me a hefty, pre-agreed fee.  OK?  OK.  Nancy